The String Joke

Här kommer USA-tidens och framtidens bästa skämt!
(Risken finns att du inte tycker det är så kul som jag tycker, men det är bara för att inte Charley TheStringJoke Man inte berättar det... Men läs det ändå, även om det är på engelska och det känns motigt.)

So a piece of string go's to get on a bus,
because we all know that strings are alive and living rides the bus!
So this piece of string go's to get on the bus, and the bus pull up and the
bus driver opens up the bus door and the piece of string go's to get on
the bus and the bus driver stops him:
- Wo! Wo! Wo! Wo! Wo! Wo! What are you thinking?
You're a piece of string, and strings don't ride the bus!
So the piece of string is so upset!!
He go's home and because he is so upset he fray's up his ends 

and ties himself into a knot, and the next day he go's back to that same bus stop,
because he is determined to ride the bus! He really needs to get somewhere!
So he goes to get to that same bus stop to get on the same bus,
and that same bus pulls up and the same bus driver opens the same door
and the same piece of string go's to get on the bus and the bus driver stops him:
- Wo! Wo! Wo! Wo! Wo! Wo! Aren't you that same piece of string from yesterday,
that tried to ride this bus, and I said that you couldn't?!
And the piece of string says to the bus driver:
"I'm afraid knot!"